It's official, I have now bought the rights and ownership to my future home on the net - janstar.co.uk.
I am hoping to work on it as soon as my postgraduate form is fully sorted, so hopefully in a week or so. I hope to put up a good source of info, including the progress of the mighty 'Rangers in greter detail, pictures showing my latest exploits and of course, a few tricks up my sleeve which will stay a secret for now. Like Jen, I have to learn HTML from scratch so dont expect a web site of delight (probably expect more of a web site designer's worst nightmare!).
Not much happening at the mo, only that Cat Launch in Argos is soon upon us so get your catalogues (not books!) this Friday from 2pm down the Bay. I don't advertise much! Also the gift voucher offer is back on - so if you want something expensive, buy it this week and you will get a little something extra.
Recently I have celebrated my mother's birthday at the Phoenix Garden, where we partook of a plentiful Chinese buffet meal. Just to avoid any confusion, my mother's birthday was last month, but this is the first time the family was all available for a get-together. Just shows how busy it is in the Newbury family at the moment! It was all the more important because it was the first time we have gone for a meal since I moved out. It was so odd to arrive and depart in Jen's car, to go to a different house and say goodbye to my mum, dad and Nathan (my brother). I think now the house is beginning to feel more homely , especially after moments like that which really hit home what you're doing (sorry for the pun; wasn't intended!).
Just a question to end - Jen's birthday is coming up... what do I get? ;)
Denn du bist, was du isst!
So the Kop made a safe passage into the Champions League 2nd Qualifying Round with a 3-0 win at the 'Racecourse', to complete a 6-0 aggregate win over the Welsh Champions TNS. No shocker here; we all knew that if TNS won this fairytale tie, the world would surely have turned upside down. What does alarm me as a loyal fan, is the midfielder to striker goal ratio shown in these two European matches. In fact, we might as well change that to the Gerrard to the rest of the team goal ratio! As you may know Stevie G scored 5 of the 6 goals against TNS and you must consider that this guy is not even a forward! I can't complain with the goal tally of the team as a whole, but when you have Morientes, Cisse and possibly Crouch by the end of today, its very worrying that these top class strikers are being overtaken in the goalscorers chart, by a midfielder!
As the title suggests I have been very German of late as I went to see Rammstein at the CIA last Monday. It was a pyromaniac's idea of paradise - big flames, big bangs and a scrawny German keyboardist placed in a cauldron in preparation to be cooked by the lead singer and his kick-ass flame-thrower. If the fire and flames were not enough to satisfy me, they delivered a host of hits from all their albums and set the crowd on fire themselves (well, not literally of course) with the electric Feuer Frei. A very good show; sehr gut Rammstein!
Today Im trying to make the most of my day before a 4 day Argos workathon starting tomorrow. Im also still revelling in the awesome meal we had in house last night - Bangers and Mash! In addition, Im nursing my wounds from the Rangers' game last night which we won 6-3. It was great time for me; my leg is keeeeeeeeling me plus I scored the greatest own-goal of my footballing career. Im hoping for a much better performance at Hunter's Green this Thursday! I must now limp away for breccie, so I bid you farewell!
As the title suggests I have been very German of late as I went to see Rammstein at the CIA last Monday. It was a pyromaniac's idea of paradise - big flames, big bangs and a scrawny German keyboardist placed in a cauldron in preparation to be cooked by the lead singer and his kick-ass flame-thrower. If the fire and flames were not enough to satisfy me, they delivered a host of hits from all their albums and set the crowd on fire themselves (well, not literally of course) with the electric Feuer Frei. A very good show; sehr gut Rammstein!
Today Im trying to make the most of my day before a 4 day Argos workathon starting tomorrow. Im also still revelling in the awesome meal we had in house last night - Bangers and Mash! In addition, Im nursing my wounds from the Rangers' game last night which we won 6-3. It was great time for me; my leg is keeeeeeeeling me plus I scored the greatest own-goal of my footballing career. Im hoping for a much better performance at Hunter's Green this Thursday! I must now limp away for breccie, so I bid you farewell!
Return to 'Silent Hill'
Ive worked in Argos for a helluva long time. In fact, its near approaching 5 years since I went for an interview down the Bay. Today for the first time in my Argos career, I experienced something Grangetownians are usually accustomed to - a powercut. This mammoth of a store, which is usually a hive of activity on a Sunday afternoon was reduced to an eerie, silent darkened state. Although it was really cool as we got to go home early, walking around the stockroom before we were allowed to go was really unnerving as it reminded me soooooo much of Silent Hill.... the dim flicker of the emergency lights, the need for a torch at hand, strange blinking noises and aisle after aisle of dark passageways..... It doesnt help when a certain room already freaks you out when the store is operational and fully lit up..... As Dale once said about the 'Plant Room' in Argos it kind of reminded him of Half Life; with its twisty pipes and shiny ventilation shafts all in a really dark room, with just the noise of a rotating fan to keep you company.... Damn, that place has real computer game setting potential.
Which brings me onto Customer Psychology. The task given to the staff was to alert to the public that the store had ceased trading and had closed. Firstly, take a sign which says clearly in the exact wording "STORE IS CLOSED DUE TO POWER FAILURE" and place in front of the Argos shop doors. Then place 4 members of staff also in front of the doors but behind the sign, reinforcing the 'no entry' policy of the store at this current moment. Now, how many customers do you think still tried to go into the store by barging past the 4 members of staff and after bypassing the sign? TOO MANY. I had seen 3 examples, but I knew there were more, plus surely 3 is enough for me to doubt the true intelligence of the human race. Saying this however, it was pure comedy to watch customers literally walk into the automatic doors and get 'frustrated' because they were closed. In conclusion, 'the customer isn't always right' in response to the classic retail slogan, they are just plain stupid. And if you don't believe me, just work in retail! Im sure many of you can vouch for me!
Which brings me onto Customer Psychology. The task given to the staff was to alert to the public that the store had ceased trading and had closed. Firstly, take a sign which says clearly in the exact wording "STORE IS CLOSED DUE TO POWER FAILURE" and place in front of the Argos shop doors. Then place 4 members of staff also in front of the doors but behind the sign, reinforcing the 'no entry' policy of the store at this current moment. Now, how many customers do you think still tried to go into the store by barging past the 4 members of staff and after bypassing the sign? TOO MANY. I had seen 3 examples, but I knew there were more, plus surely 3 is enough for me to doubt the true intelligence of the human race. Saying this however, it was pure comedy to watch customers literally walk into the automatic doors and get 'frustrated' because they were closed. In conclusion, 'the customer isn't always right' in response to the classic retail slogan, they are just plain stupid. And if you don't believe me, just work in retail! Im sure many of you can vouch for me!
Rapid Eye Movement
Now that I am alone in this new house for the first time, it seems like a perfect time to get a post out there to you, my dear blog. I've been busy over the last week with loads to do around the house (e.g. tidying my room already) and sorting out next year (hopefully a masters in Political Theory). However, as I sit in my new pink seat (yes, you read that correctly) and wonder what to write for the personal statement on my postgraduate application form, Im trying to keep cool in this freak heatwave! Chris is by far the greatest dramatist in the house, but I like to find I come a very close second. In fact the latest catchphrase here is quite appropriately "ITS TOO EFFING HOT!", with our Plasmo bellyaching like a bitch. I really need to take a few lessons from him in becoming a drama queen!
I've also graduated this week which was most definitely a pleasant surprise. I figured that the ceremony would be long, tiring and boring as hell, not to mention the potential roasting gathered from those robes in this searing heat. However St. Davids Hall was air conditioned, it only lasted 1 3/4 hours and the Grand Slam winning Welsh rugby coach, Mike Ruddock, received an honourary fellowship at the end of the ceremony. He looked really nervous giving a speech, but just like our lads he rose up to the occasion with a cracking oratory moment.
Prior to that I saw R.E.M. in the Millennium Stadium with Jen, James and Emma. They really kicked ass and gave an awesome show. Im not a big fan, however im no stranger to 'Losing my Religion' or 'Man on the Moon', which really got the crowds going. To see Michael Stipe in a Welsh rugby jersey was certainly a sight no to miss, whilst the endorsement of Brains SA by one of the band members was also particularly good music to my ears. We also witnessed some vintage dance moves from a few members of the audience which raised a laugh! :D
Im getting old. Nonsense some would say, whilst some sarcastic others would reply to my outburst as 'Fairly obvious'. However it is now clear that my usual levels of paranoia and caution have disappeared over the past week, perhaps now as I approach 21 and a half. For you see, I had left a bag of CDs at Leisure Leagues on Tuesday which I firmly believed I had placed in my bag. In addition to that, I nearly stranded Jen and I in Ster Century yesterday as I misplaced my car keys at the box office before going to see 'War of the Worlds'. After the film I panicked as my pockets were keyless. Then, once I had dragged everyone into an extensive key hunt as well as into mass hysteria, it took ages until we could find a member of staff! In the end the keys were held by a staff member and were handed over to a very relieved Joey. It is now clear that I cannot look after myself - housemates take note!
I've also graduated this week which was most definitely a pleasant surprise. I figured that the ceremony would be long, tiring and boring as hell, not to mention the potential roasting gathered from those robes in this searing heat. However St. Davids Hall was air conditioned, it only lasted 1 3/4 hours and the Grand Slam winning Welsh rugby coach, Mike Ruddock, received an honourary fellowship at the end of the ceremony. He looked really nervous giving a speech, but just like our lads he rose up to the occasion with a cracking oratory moment.
Prior to that I saw R.E.M. in the Millennium Stadium with Jen, James and Emma. They really kicked ass and gave an awesome show. Im not a big fan, however im no stranger to 'Losing my Religion' or 'Man on the Moon', which really got the crowds going. To see Michael Stipe in a Welsh rugby jersey was certainly a sight no to miss, whilst the endorsement of Brains SA by one of the band members was also particularly good music to my ears. We also witnessed some vintage dance moves from a few members of the audience which raised a laugh! :D
Im getting old. Nonsense some would say, whilst some sarcastic others would reply to my outburst as 'Fairly obvious'. However it is now clear that my usual levels of paranoia and caution have disappeared over the past week, perhaps now as I approach 21 and a half. For you see, I had left a bag of CDs at Leisure Leagues on Tuesday which I firmly believed I had placed in my bag. In addition to that, I nearly stranded Jen and I in Ster Century yesterday as I misplaced my car keys at the box office before going to see 'War of the Worlds'. After the film I panicked as my pockets were keyless. Then, once I had dragged everyone into an extensive key hunt as well as into mass hysteria, it took ages until we could find a member of staff! In the end the keys were held by a staff member and were handed over to a very relieved Joey. It is now clear that I cannot look after myself - housemates take note!
Conspiracy Theory
I realise that I havent blogged in a while probably due to the big move to my new Casa del Cathays, but now the events which have occurred in the last week have forced me to get into blogging action. My new crib is cool; Im sharing with Jen, Greg and Chris, who I all look forward to living with. I have such a girlie room! Complete with dressing table and pink wall bordering! Oh well, I will pimp it up a bit when I have the chance to. Plus cheers to Jen and all of her family who donated lots of cool stuff for us!!!!
Its weird that Grangetown has become a revolving door of late. As Im off to my new digs, me mate Gaji has returned to the ghetto from his previous residence in Pentwyn. Grangetown has always been my home since I was born, so one could say I have particular loyalty to this small suburb. But when I move out properly this week, no love will be lost between this area and I. The front page of the Echo last Friday which had shown a picture of a man chain-whipped and robbed at 8.30am, in a lane just off a main street in Grange was enough to convince me that times have changed in this community. Guns, gangs and general car crime have gripped Grangetown so tightly that it is now living up to the perception of many that it is a bad area. Shame really.
In my spare time between moving house and working, my current anarchist streak compelled me to create a playlist full of anarchist and politically outspoken greats (e.g. Rage Against The Machine, Manics, At The Drive In) and I have been closely watching the events of Live 8 and the G8 Summit. Chris Martin the next Bono? I dont think so. I still dont understand how a random selection of people who entered a text lottery to see a music gig for free is 'making poverty history'. Or those who wear writsbands to look cool and insist they are helping the cause by buying them, yet I'm sure the Live 8 banner clearly stated that they 'did not want your money'. What do you want then?!!?!!
With these controversial overtones streaming through my body, I am drawn back to a web site time and time again like a fly on poo. 'Pentagon Strike' (www.pentagonstrike.co.uk) is a flash animation devised upon the hottest conspiracy theory at the moment. This conspiracy is the fact that whether the plane which hit the Pentagon during the 9/11 attacks was not actually a Boeing passenger aeroplane, but actually a missile or a fighter jet. I don't know if I believe it but hell, its's really convincing and puts on a really good argument. Tell me what you think!!!
Finally (perhaps the most important), I have received my results for my degree. I got a 2:2, which means that I will not be able to go on the postgraduate course next year :( I am disappointed but not surprised. Im just waiting for the breakdown of the marks to see how far I was off a 2:1, so I can decide on what to do for next year. Im pretty sure that Im going to do another year to get that 2:1, but I have to sort that out this week. Overall I didnt deserve the 2:1 anyway and I know its a case of too little too late. So let it be a lesson to you - if you don't put the work in, you will get fuck all back.
I hope to write my next blog in the comfort of a Cathayian domacile, so until then, ta ta.
Its weird that Grangetown has become a revolving door of late. As Im off to my new digs, me mate Gaji has returned to the ghetto from his previous residence in Pentwyn. Grangetown has always been my home since I was born, so one could say I have particular loyalty to this small suburb. But when I move out properly this week, no love will be lost between this area and I. The front page of the Echo last Friday which had shown a picture of a man chain-whipped and robbed at 8.30am, in a lane just off a main street in Grange was enough to convince me that times have changed in this community. Guns, gangs and general car crime have gripped Grangetown so tightly that it is now living up to the perception of many that it is a bad area. Shame really.
In my spare time between moving house and working, my current anarchist streak compelled me to create a playlist full of anarchist and politically outspoken greats (e.g. Rage Against The Machine, Manics, At The Drive In) and I have been closely watching the events of Live 8 and the G8 Summit. Chris Martin the next Bono? I dont think so. I still dont understand how a random selection of people who entered a text lottery to see a music gig for free is 'making poverty history'. Or those who wear writsbands to look cool and insist they are helping the cause by buying them, yet I'm sure the Live 8 banner clearly stated that they 'did not want your money'. What do you want then?!!?!!
With these controversial overtones streaming through my body, I am drawn back to a web site time and time again like a fly on poo. 'Pentagon Strike' (www.pentagonstrike.co.uk) is a flash animation devised upon the hottest conspiracy theory at the moment. This conspiracy is the fact that whether the plane which hit the Pentagon during the 9/11 attacks was not actually a Boeing passenger aeroplane, but actually a missile or a fighter jet. I don't know if I believe it but hell, its's really convincing and puts on a really good argument. Tell me what you think!!!
Finally (perhaps the most important), I have received my results for my degree. I got a 2:2, which means that I will not be able to go on the postgraduate course next year :( I am disappointed but not surprised. Im just waiting for the breakdown of the marks to see how far I was off a 2:1, so I can decide on what to do for next year. Im pretty sure that Im going to do another year to get that 2:1, but I have to sort that out this week. Overall I didnt deserve the 2:1 anyway and I know its a case of too little too late. So let it be a lesson to you - if you don't put the work in, you will get fuck all back.
I hope to write my next blog in the comfort of a Cathayian domacile, so until then, ta ta.
SPEAK GREEK? Trust me with my obsession with roads and signs! I've gone and posted this pic of a typical Cypriot road sign for all your enjoyment.
Dripping with drool from the nerves of this sentence....
At 4.30am BST on Thursday 23rd June, I knew I had returned to my homeland as the morning dew scent in the air was unmistakenly Welsh. I loved my holiday in Cyprus where I learned so many new things - the Turks clearly took diplomacy to a whole new level when they invaded Cyprus in 1974, Greek Orthdox is a nationalistic copy of the Roman Catholic Church and that Jenny can actually survive a plane journey vomit-free. It was way too hot on that island, so I dont think I will be planning another visit anytime soon!
Just watched Team America: World Police for the second time and it had not lost its original genius. Before that I had managed to spend the whole day at home finding things not to do, like attempting to sort out my driving license or organising my stuff ready for the big move this week. Im really excited about moving out over the next two weeks as we get the keys on Friday. I was a little doubtful before the holiday as I didn't want to leave my comforts, plus lack of money etc., but now a burning desire to become a real man outside my childhood home is swelling up inside me.
However, the wait for my results is keeeeeling me. I've been getting all this crap about graduating - 2005 graduation shirts, graduation forms and photo info - and Im sure its just to piss me off whilst I wait!!!! I mean what If I dont pass - thats a real mean thing to do isn't it!!!!???? If anyone is waiting on results this year, especially for those of you in final year, I wish you all the best... as our time of agonising is short!
The Rangers have won 7-2 and lost 4-3 over the last two weeks. I played in the win which was a very good performance, with a share of goals all around the team. The loss I was absent for due to my holiday, however I heard that they almost made a comeback from being 4-0. Unlucky lads!
Im feeling all controversial lately much thanks to my recent reads. The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown was a real thriller; not surprising as it has ruled the literacy roost for weeks on end. I enjoyed this book greatly - cheers Jen for getting me to read it! Im looking out for the new film starring Tom Hanks and Alfred Molina, however it is out Autumn 2006 :( I have also been reading Ninteen Eighty Four devised by George Orwell. The inspiration for the game show title 'Big Brother', this delightful alternate reality of a totalitarian society made me feel like grabbing a copy of The Communist Manifesto and actually take it seriously. Scared the crap out of me though, that could certainly happen.
This week I hope to learn how to use an iron properly and actually master the washing machine. Acheivable? Do I have a choice?!
Just watched Team America: World Police for the second time and it had not lost its original genius. Before that I had managed to spend the whole day at home finding things not to do, like attempting to sort out my driving license or organising my stuff ready for the big move this week. Im really excited about moving out over the next two weeks as we get the keys on Friday. I was a little doubtful before the holiday as I didn't want to leave my comforts, plus lack of money etc., but now a burning desire to become a real man outside my childhood home is swelling up inside me.
However, the wait for my results is keeeeeling me. I've been getting all this crap about graduating - 2005 graduation shirts, graduation forms and photo info - and Im sure its just to piss me off whilst I wait!!!! I mean what If I dont pass - thats a real mean thing to do isn't it!!!!???? If anyone is waiting on results this year, especially for those of you in final year, I wish you all the best... as our time of agonising is short!
The Rangers have won 7-2 and lost 4-3 over the last two weeks. I played in the win which was a very good performance, with a share of goals all around the team. The loss I was absent for due to my holiday, however I heard that they almost made a comeback from being 4-0. Unlucky lads!
Im feeling all controversial lately much thanks to my recent reads. The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown was a real thriller; not surprising as it has ruled the literacy roost for weeks on end. I enjoyed this book greatly - cheers Jen for getting me to read it! Im looking out for the new film starring Tom Hanks and Alfred Molina, however it is out Autumn 2006 :( I have also been reading Ninteen Eighty Four devised by George Orwell. The inspiration for the game show title 'Big Brother', this delightful alternate reality of a totalitarian society made me feel like grabbing a copy of The Communist Manifesto and actually take it seriously. Scared the crap out of me though, that could certainly happen.
This week I hope to learn how to use an iron properly and actually master the washing machine. Acheivable? Do I have a choice?!
At the mo, I'm CEO of Feel Good Inc.!
Just a quick post before I go on holiday. I will be back on next Thursday (23th) just in case you were wondering, but I will be back in the morning and most likely will be sleeping throughout the day so don't expect a cheery response! I think I will relax out in the Cypriot lands by:
- Sampling various alcoholic cocktails,
- Hopefully watching the Confederations Cup (gotta love international football!),
- Actually realising there is a world outside Argos,
- Prolonging exam results (out of country, out of sight, out of mind),
- Stuffing my face full of local cuisine!
However I have one niggling thought which needs to be addressed before I leave.... the finale to the current Doctor Who series!!! Will the Doctor save Rose and all of mankind from the evil Dalek army? It is soo going to be taped!
You know where you are? You're in the Jungle baby!
Listening to: The Futureheads - The Futureheads
Daily Fat Joey Bagpuss Check - Pleased that his mummy and daddy have a new house
Recent Games of Importance:
Queens Vaults Rangers V Players FC - 3-6
England Ladies V Finland Ladies - 3-2
Tonight in this thrilling episode of my life....... Exams and uni finishes for another year...... I get sunburned whilst walking through Cardiff (how does that happen?!!?)....... Have sorted out a year of house sharing with Jen, Chris and Greg....... Springer's back..... Green Day bring out the most tear-jerking anti-war music video of all time.... Am gearing up for holibob next week...... XXL is still my average size.... Plus the Argos Football Rematch is on for this Sunday.
First, the Rangers took a pounding to a much more youthful side despite being in a 3-1 lead midway during the game. We had no Billy or Nathan, so a struggle was a hand. Pat had a promising game in goal, however as always fitness was the enemy at hand. We conceded a solid 5 goals as our men grew fatigued. Unlucky lads - on another day that game would have gone the other way Im sure.
In between revision, I have been watching a bit of Euro 2005. Before you say that '5' is a typo, I shall whack your bigot face with a wet fish in disgust, as this year sees the turn of Women's football to host their own European Championship. With 8 teams, its obvious women's football still lags far behind the men's game. The newspapers also do enough to show the gulf between the sexes in football, as Euro 2005 is barely recognised. Poorly endorsed despite the tournament being held in England, and not surprisingly the games are played in minor grounds. Deepdale, the home of Championship Playoff finalists Preston North End, is but only one of the tournament's stadia. Saying all that, the opening England game was a thriller. England enjoyed a 2-0 lead which was wiped away due to poor defending as the Finns equalized. Then, out of nothing, England scored a cracker in injury time to take the game. No matter what anyone says - the quality in the women's game is not a diluted version of the men's game.
Exams are over and my future is all up in the air.. blah blah, you've heard that tripe over and over!
Why so hot all of a sudden? My hayfever is going haywire just like Spidey's spider sense on the Fritz. I have had a runny nose all week! Not to mention the sunburn on my neck from last Wednesday! ITS STILL THERE!!! GRRRR! I guess its better now than in Paphos anyway! Jen of course has exploited the situation to the max - by threatening to touch it if I don't stay in line, plus with every hug I have had a sore neck!
As Jen's blog may tell you, the house hunting has finally come to an end!!! Im so glad, all those houses were giving me a headache! We arrived at DJ Skinner's letting agency to sign up for the heavenly Daniel St, however we learned it was snapped up, which at first caused a minor uproar amongst Chris and Jen. As prior to the meeting, we had major hesitation with the properties we had seen. Jen loved Daniel St, but Chris wasn't convinced due to the lack of UPVC (don't ask). Chris had come around to the idea of Daniel St after our group moment of indecision, but it was too late. After 2 further viewings, 60 minutes of making up and countless cigarettes smoked by agent Skinner (no not the X Files), Chris was off the hook with the stunning Minny St property we had viewed. We signed up to this little beauty in haste and now all is well - no more Cathays walking! No more intruding in people's rooms! And no more odd odours to inhale and decipher!
My morning TV lineup is great once more as the king of trailer trash talk shows has returned to our screens. Yes, its Jerry! Springer is back and now he has British guests and a British audience, so trans-american language barriers are strained as the Yankie talk show host gets to grips with Geordie, Glaswegian, Welsh and Cockney chav-esque guests. Now isnt that what you want in a TV show? God bless ITV for spending millions in getting Springer over here, morning TV is back with a vengance!
Seen the new Green Day vid? Its a real eye-opener. The video is for 'Wake Me up when September Ends' and takes a anti-war theme which is present on the 'American Idiot' album. Green Day have been pretty vocal on their objection to the Iraq war and this video is another example of their stance. Its an epic - 7 minutes long - and it brought a tear to my eye despite being incredibly corny. Check it out peeps.
My bed calls my name so until next time... ta ta.
Daily Fat Joey Bagpuss Check - Pleased that his mummy and daddy have a new house
Recent Games of Importance:
Queens Vaults Rangers V Players FC - 3-6
England Ladies V Finland Ladies - 3-2
Tonight in this thrilling episode of my life....... Exams and uni finishes for another year...... I get sunburned whilst walking through Cardiff (how does that happen?!!?)....... Have sorted out a year of house sharing with Jen, Chris and Greg....... Springer's back..... Green Day bring out the most tear-jerking anti-war music video of all time.... Am gearing up for holibob next week...... XXL is still my average size.... Plus the Argos Football Rematch is on for this Sunday.
First, the Rangers took a pounding to a much more youthful side despite being in a 3-1 lead midway during the game. We had no Billy or Nathan, so a struggle was a hand. Pat had a promising game in goal, however as always fitness was the enemy at hand. We conceded a solid 5 goals as our men grew fatigued. Unlucky lads - on another day that game would have gone the other way Im sure.
In between revision, I have been watching a bit of Euro 2005. Before you say that '5' is a typo, I shall whack your bigot face with a wet fish in disgust, as this year sees the turn of Women's football to host their own European Championship. With 8 teams, its obvious women's football still lags far behind the men's game. The newspapers also do enough to show the gulf between the sexes in football, as Euro 2005 is barely recognised. Poorly endorsed despite the tournament being held in England, and not surprisingly the games are played in minor grounds. Deepdale, the home of Championship Playoff finalists Preston North End, is but only one of the tournament's stadia. Saying all that, the opening England game was a thriller. England enjoyed a 2-0 lead which was wiped away due to poor defending as the Finns equalized. Then, out of nothing, England scored a cracker in injury time to take the game. No matter what anyone says - the quality in the women's game is not a diluted version of the men's game.
Exams are over and my future is all up in the air.. blah blah, you've heard that tripe over and over!
Why so hot all of a sudden? My hayfever is going haywire just like Spidey's spider sense on the Fritz. I have had a runny nose all week! Not to mention the sunburn on my neck from last Wednesday! ITS STILL THERE!!! GRRRR! I guess its better now than in Paphos anyway! Jen of course has exploited the situation to the max - by threatening to touch it if I don't stay in line, plus with every hug I have had a sore neck!
As Jen's blog may tell you, the house hunting has finally come to an end!!! Im so glad, all those houses were giving me a headache! We arrived at DJ Skinner's letting agency to sign up for the heavenly Daniel St, however we learned it was snapped up, which at first caused a minor uproar amongst Chris and Jen. As prior to the meeting, we had major hesitation with the properties we had seen. Jen loved Daniel St, but Chris wasn't convinced due to the lack of UPVC (don't ask). Chris had come around to the idea of Daniel St after our group moment of indecision, but it was too late. After 2 further viewings, 60 minutes of making up and countless cigarettes smoked by agent Skinner (no not the X Files), Chris was off the hook with the stunning Minny St property we had viewed. We signed up to this little beauty in haste and now all is well - no more Cathays walking! No more intruding in people's rooms! And no more odd odours to inhale and decipher!
My morning TV lineup is great once more as the king of trailer trash talk shows has returned to our screens. Yes, its Jerry! Springer is back and now he has British guests and a British audience, so trans-american language barriers are strained as the Yankie talk show host gets to grips with Geordie, Glaswegian, Welsh and Cockney chav-esque guests. Now isnt that what you want in a TV show? God bless ITV for spending millions in getting Springer over here, morning TV is back with a vengance!
Seen the new Green Day vid? Its a real eye-opener. The video is for 'Wake Me up when September Ends' and takes a anti-war theme which is present on the 'American Idiot' album. Green Day have been pretty vocal on their objection to the Iraq war and this video is another example of their stance. Its an epic - 7 minutes long - and it brought a tear to my eye despite being incredibly corny. Check it out peeps.
My bed calls my name so until next time... ta ta.
Rain in on my parade
Listening to: Muse - Absolution
Daily Fat Joey Bagpuss Feeling Check - Seems ok, a bit lonely
This week has been pretty crap weather wise which has been a right damper on the Summer Sun prospects, however it has run in really well with revision. 2 exams to go for me now; in fact, by Wednesday I shall be as good as done for the year. I can't wait until the exams are over yet as I've stated before, I will be cacking over my results.
Have just been house hunting with Jen, Greg and Chris which was pretty fun. Truly an experience and it opened my eyes - to the shifty entreprenneurial letting agents, the two very differing extremes of student housekeeping, plus the great scrutiny one must adopt in choosing a property. PVC? I never would have thought of that as a considerable factor??!!! We saw some great properties... but nothing final yet.....
Change then this Summer? You can guess Im still hung up on the subject. What about the money spent on moving out? Why can't I just leave things the way they are? However as the great Andy Warhol once said:
They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
True true I guess, grabbing the bull by the horns and all that stuff. Not to exhaust the whole concept of quoting today, but one other famous latin phrase always gives me confidence in any decision I have to make. It has to be the ethos of any student or any young go-getter - carpe diem, or to 'seize the moment'. Deep into an overdraft with little hope of getting out this side of Christmas, this phrase gives me more comfort than you would ever believe. My tale is one of many for most students but it hurts nonetheless!!
Daily Fat Joey Bagpuss Feeling Check - Seems ok, a bit lonely
This week has been pretty crap weather wise which has been a right damper on the Summer Sun prospects, however it has run in really well with revision. 2 exams to go for me now; in fact, by Wednesday I shall be as good as done for the year. I can't wait until the exams are over yet as I've stated before, I will be cacking over my results.
Have just been house hunting with Jen, Greg and Chris which was pretty fun. Truly an experience and it opened my eyes - to the shifty entreprenneurial letting agents, the two very differing extremes of student housekeeping, plus the great scrutiny one must adopt in choosing a property. PVC? I never would have thought of that as a considerable factor??!!! We saw some great properties... but nothing final yet.....
Change then this Summer? You can guess Im still hung up on the subject. What about the money spent on moving out? Why can't I just leave things the way they are? However as the great Andy Warhol once said:
They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
True true I guess, grabbing the bull by the horns and all that stuff. Not to exhaust the whole concept of quoting today, but one other famous latin phrase always gives me confidence in any decision I have to make. It has to be the ethos of any student or any young go-getter - carpe diem, or to 'seize the moment'. Deep into an overdraft with little hope of getting out this side of Christmas, this phrase gives me more comfort than you would ever believe. My tale is one of many for most students but it hurts nonetheless!!
Crossroads?
Football Results of Most Importance:
Queens Vault Rangers V Repro-bates - 2-9
As Jen said earlier, exam time just flies by. And man, it does. You never get the right amount of revision crammed in time before the exam and you always say that another day is just what you need. I had my first exam yesterday which went well-ish, a post exam feeling I admit I usually never experience. I know this year I want it more... hell, all the talk of a 2:2 being a beer drinkers degree has really frightened me, not to mention the fact that I know I can do better than that. Now with this new sense of educational desire I have decided that a post grad is the only way to go, so these exams really do count as I have to get a 2:1 to get on the course I want to do.
So as the title states, my ass is in the middle of a confusing set of crossroads, with each winding road leading to a new, unforseable future. Why such use of drama I hear you say? It is because for the first time in my life the immediate future is not so certain. In September I may not know where I live, or even if I will be in university at all. Its weird to know that once I return from holiday, many aspects of my life could change with a single letter containing my results.
Anyway moving onto something im more accustomed to... ranting and moaning. My bug bear today shall be Su Doku. If you are not familiar with this new Japanese sensation, it is a new type of number puzzle which requires you to employ logic and patience to find the solution. Jen is hooked - I have bought her a book full of them for her to get through on our hols. But my real moan is this... why is every newspaper exhausting the hell outta them? Im beginning to hate them already cos they are in every magazine and every newspaper every single day. On one occasion in which the nation's favourite newspaper, The Sun, jumped on the money boat of the SS Doku by dubbing one puzzle the 'Dudek Doku' after the Kop win. Now there is no escaping the Doku's meteroic rise in popularity; dare I say it is even stepping on the same lines of that bloody frog!!!!!
Rangers - we played underpar, not to our usual standard against a full strength side of lightening quick sharpshooters. We fought valiantly, Deano grabbed two goals in a game we had little chance of winning.
Good night to all and to all good night.
Queens Vault Rangers V Repro-bates - 2-9
As Jen said earlier, exam time just flies by. And man, it does. You never get the right amount of revision crammed in time before the exam and you always say that another day is just what you need. I had my first exam yesterday which went well-ish, a post exam feeling I admit I usually never experience. I know this year I want it more... hell, all the talk of a 2:2 being a beer drinkers degree has really frightened me, not to mention the fact that I know I can do better than that. Now with this new sense of educational desire I have decided that a post grad is the only way to go, so these exams really do count as I have to get a 2:1 to get on the course I want to do.
So as the title states, my ass is in the middle of a confusing set of crossroads, with each winding road leading to a new, unforseable future. Why such use of drama I hear you say? It is because for the first time in my life the immediate future is not so certain. In September I may not know where I live, or even if I will be in university at all. Its weird to know that once I return from holiday, many aspects of my life could change with a single letter containing my results.
Anyway moving onto something im more accustomed to... ranting and moaning. My bug bear today shall be Su Doku. If you are not familiar with this new Japanese sensation, it is a new type of number puzzle which requires you to employ logic and patience to find the solution. Jen is hooked - I have bought her a book full of them for her to get through on our hols. But my real moan is this... why is every newspaper exhausting the hell outta them? Im beginning to hate them already cos they are in every magazine and every newspaper every single day. On one occasion in which the nation's favourite newspaper, The Sun, jumped on the money boat of the SS Doku by dubbing one puzzle the 'Dudek Doku' after the Kop win. Now there is no escaping the Doku's meteroic rise in popularity; dare I say it is even stepping on the same lines of that bloody frog!!!!!
Rangers - we played underpar, not to our usual standard against a full strength side of lightening quick sharpshooters. We fought valiantly, Deano grabbed two goals in a game we had little chance of winning.
Good night to all and to all good night.
Alright alright, CALM DOWN CALM DOWN!
Listening to : Nothing, still euphoric over the Mighty Kop grabbing an amazing win!
Daily Fat Joey Bagpuss Feeling Check: Little queasy (He moved about as I was driving wildly)
Football Results of Importance:
Liverpool FC V AC Milan - 3-3 (3-2 Pens)
Queens Vault Rangers V St Kellys Construction - 5-9
OH MY GOD I CANT HARDLY BELIEVE IT! The Reds on top of the European footballing elite, in my lifetime???? It was a dream which I believed would only become a reality when ear hair would be a relevant problem, or when finally I would begin to fall from riding the tide of technological advance, resorting to asking the next generation to set everyday appliances up for me. My fave Liverpool player, good old Vlad, got a cracking goal too - all the more sweet as he's off in the Summer back to Lens. The win has given me great joy but has also forced me to eat my words. Liverpool were the underdogs... FACT. I had shown endless amounts of pessimism about their European campaign.....FACT. I thought Liverpool were going out to Chelsea but in fact they did not.. FACT. Am I the worst fan in the world? Oh great and wonderful Shankly, willst thou forgive my lack of faith? I know many Scousers would surely not!
The Rangers suffered a blow against a worthy adversary this week. We looked terrible - no real shape, no real defence and the attack was not up to scratch. Overall, we could have played better but a good response of 5 goals ensured me that scoring may not be a problem in the future. We have proved we can score under pressure at least. Now we stand at 2 wins, 3 losses.
Tardis spotting is not a hobby of mine but when the Doctor comes local, you have to take an interest. The current Doctor Who series is currently being shown on BBC1 every Saturday and a few episodes have been filmed in my very own hood. Ive seen my church be attacked by Time-Vortex-Repairing-Dragon creatures, as well as witnessing my neighbouring street be a part of 1941 London during the Blitz. I started watching the show just to see Grangetown and Cardiff in general, but now I must admit Im enjoying the show much more than I first thought. I now must see each episode without fail! I never thought that Billie Piper would become part of my essential list... EVER!
Still not eating crap. I feel loads better overall. I think im starting to experience the benefits ever so slowly!!! I have pondered about morning runs, but can I really be arsed? Tell me, can I really be arsed???
Not much more I can say at the mo, so HOW for NOW. (remember that show? Truly awesome!)
Daily Fat Joey Bagpuss Feeling Check: Little queasy (He moved about as I was driving wildly)
Football Results of Importance:
Liverpool FC V AC Milan - 3-3 (3-2 Pens)
Queens Vault Rangers V St Kellys Construction - 5-9
OH MY GOD I CANT HARDLY BELIEVE IT! The Reds on top of the European footballing elite, in my lifetime???? It was a dream which I believed would only become a reality when ear hair would be a relevant problem, or when finally I would begin to fall from riding the tide of technological advance, resorting to asking the next generation to set everyday appliances up for me. My fave Liverpool player, good old Vlad, got a cracking goal too - all the more sweet as he's off in the Summer back to Lens. The win has given me great joy but has also forced me to eat my words. Liverpool were the underdogs... FACT. I had shown endless amounts of pessimism about their European campaign.....FACT. I thought Liverpool were going out to Chelsea but in fact they did not.. FACT. Am I the worst fan in the world? Oh great and wonderful Shankly, willst thou forgive my lack of faith? I know many Scousers would surely not!
The Rangers suffered a blow against a worthy adversary this week. We looked terrible - no real shape, no real defence and the attack was not up to scratch. Overall, we could have played better but a good response of 5 goals ensured me that scoring may not be a problem in the future. We have proved we can score under pressure at least. Now we stand at 2 wins, 3 losses.
Tardis spotting is not a hobby of mine but when the Doctor comes local, you have to take an interest. The current Doctor Who series is currently being shown on BBC1 every Saturday and a few episodes have been filmed in my very own hood. Ive seen my church be attacked by Time-Vortex-Repairing-Dragon creatures, as well as witnessing my neighbouring street be a part of 1941 London during the Blitz. I started watching the show just to see Grangetown and Cardiff in general, but now I must admit Im enjoying the show much more than I first thought. I now must see each episode without fail! I never thought that Billie Piper would become part of my essential list... EVER!
Still not eating crap. I feel loads better overall. I think im starting to experience the benefits ever so slowly!!! I have pondered about morning runs, but can I really be arsed? Tell me, can I really be arsed???
Not much more I can say at the mo, so HOW for NOW. (remember that show? Truly awesome!)
Political and Economic Theory.... with Cows
This interesting set of definitions was discovered by Jen a while ago. It presents meanings for some hard-to-explain topics in politics and economics, by using the example of perhaps one of the greatest animals on this planet - the Cow. Might I add, young Rachel once stated that if I was ever to be an animal it would be one of these friendly creatures. Her reasoning? I shall leave the obvious to your imagination regarding the size, but also that I am quite docile and a bit sloth. Still to this day, I wonder whether that was a compliment or not. Anyway, enjoy!!!
FEUDALISM - You have 2 cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM - You have 2 cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone elses cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM - You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone elses cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as regulations say you should need.
FASCISM - You have 2 cows. The government takes them both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM - You have 2 cows. Your neighbours help you take care of them and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM - You have 2 cows. You have to take care of them but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM - You have 2 cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP - You have 2 cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
TOTALITARIANISM - You have 2 cows. The government takes them and denied they ever existed. Milk is banned.
PURE DEMOCRACY - You have 2 cows. Your neighbours decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY - You have 2 cows. Your neighbours pick someone through vote to tell you who gets the milk.
SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY - You have 2 cows. The government fines you for illegally keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY - the government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. after the election the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. the press dubs the affair 'Cowgate'.
BRITISH DEMOCRACY - You have 2 cows. You feed them sheeps brains and they go mad. the government denies any responsibility.
BUREAUCRACY - You have 2 cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
CAPITALISM - You have 2 cows. you sell one and buy a bull which you use to breed the other cow as well as every other cow in the area. then you start exporting sperm from the bull to emerging markets. After several years of expansion your company floats on the stock exchange. The SIB eventually intends legal proceedings against you and your spouse for insider trading. After a lengthy court battle you are found guilty and sentenced to 10 years in prison of which you actually serve seven weeks. When you come out of prison you buy two chickens. Then....
HONG KONG CAPITALISM - You have 2 cows. you sell three of them to your publicly listed company using letters of credit opened by your brother in law at the bank then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamenian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority share holder who sells the rights to all seven cows milk back to the listed company and proceeds from the sale are deferred. the annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. meanwhile you kill the two cows because the feng shui is bad.
ENVIRONMENTALISM - You have 2 cows. the government bans you from milking them or killing them.
FEMINISM - You have 2 cows. they get married and adopt a veal calf.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - You are associated with (the concept of ownership is a symbol of phallo-centric, warmongerism, intolerant past) two differently aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of unspecified gender.
COUNTER CULTURE - wow dig it, like theres 2 cows man, grazing in the hemp field. youve got to have some of this milk!
BOTULISM - You have 2 cows. they get into spolied grain...
PURE ANARCHY - You have 2 cows. either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbours try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIANISM - whatever...
SURREALISM - You have 2 giraffes. the government requires you to take harmonica lessons. the sun rises in the north on alternate Tuesdays.
NEW LABOUR - You have New cows. New Cows New Britain. Our Mission New Cows. New Britain. New Cows New Britain.
FEUDALISM - You have 2 cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM - You have 2 cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone elses cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM - You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone elses cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as regulations say you should need.
FASCISM - You have 2 cows. The government takes them both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM - You have 2 cows. Your neighbours help you take care of them and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM - You have 2 cows. You have to take care of them but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM - You have 2 cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP - You have 2 cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
TOTALITARIANISM - You have 2 cows. The government takes them and denied they ever existed. Milk is banned.
PURE DEMOCRACY - You have 2 cows. Your neighbours decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY - You have 2 cows. Your neighbours pick someone through vote to tell you who gets the milk.
SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY - You have 2 cows. The government fines you for illegally keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY - the government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. after the election the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. the press dubs the affair 'Cowgate'.
BRITISH DEMOCRACY - You have 2 cows. You feed them sheeps brains and they go mad. the government denies any responsibility.
BUREAUCRACY - You have 2 cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
CAPITALISM - You have 2 cows. you sell one and buy a bull which you use to breed the other cow as well as every other cow in the area. then you start exporting sperm from the bull to emerging markets. After several years of expansion your company floats on the stock exchange. The SIB eventually intends legal proceedings against you and your spouse for insider trading. After a lengthy court battle you are found guilty and sentenced to 10 years in prison of which you actually serve seven weeks. When you come out of prison you buy two chickens. Then....
HONG KONG CAPITALISM - You have 2 cows. you sell three of them to your publicly listed company using letters of credit opened by your brother in law at the bank then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamenian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority share holder who sells the rights to all seven cows milk back to the listed company and proceeds from the sale are deferred. the annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. meanwhile you kill the two cows because the feng shui is bad.
ENVIRONMENTALISM - You have 2 cows. the government bans you from milking them or killing them.
FEMINISM - You have 2 cows. they get married and adopt a veal calf.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - You are associated with (the concept of ownership is a symbol of phallo-centric, warmongerism, intolerant past) two differently aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of unspecified gender.
COUNTER CULTURE - wow dig it, like theres 2 cows man, grazing in the hemp field. youve got to have some of this milk!
BOTULISM - You have 2 cows. they get into spolied grain...
PURE ANARCHY - You have 2 cows. either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbours try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIANISM - whatever...
SURREALISM - You have 2 giraffes. the government requires you to take harmonica lessons. the sun rises in the north on alternate Tuesdays.
NEW LABOUR - You have New cows. New Cows New Britain. Our Mission New Cows. New Britain. New Cows New Britain.
The Spectacle at Sophia and the Miracle of the Midlands
Listening to : Weezer - Make Believe
Daily Fat Joey Bagpuss Feeling Check : Fairly Intimidated (I moved him to the place underneath of the CD player)
Recent Football Results of Importance:
Weekday/Weeknight Argos Staff V Weekend Staff - 4-9
Queens Vault Rangers V YMCA - 4-1
Im feeling good today. The revising is still there as an ever increasing worry of course, but overall I have a lot to be thankful for. Im off to the land of the Cypriots post exam and the diet Im currently on is not as hard as I thought it would be. I agree with those who say it's all about adjustment of the regime you resigned yourself to. Im starting to truly think about what Im eating, when before I gave no thought what so ever. Cheeseburgers and Steak Bakes did not fret me at all as mere snacks; now after watching Super Size Me and realising their high positions in the Weight Watchers point scheme, it shocks me how I could disrespect my body in that way. I have now apologised to my body since this education, vowing to give it the love and attention it needs - even if that means no more Maccy D's.
The football game of the century at Sophia Gardens lived up to the hype and the expected underdogs grabbed a resounding victory. Our side, the Weekenders, had looked to be slightly weakened by the loss of our red hot keeper Leighton Marsh who went over the frontier to join the Weekday/Weeknight staff. Until half time, it seemed that his defection proved to be fatal as we went down 4-2 despite some positive play. As keeper, I conceded 2 goals which made a comeback look completely out of reach. However our striker Matt Reid was in top form and was eager to add to his goal tally of his previous two. He proved to rip the defence into shreds with his fancy footwork, so we changed tactics to tighten defence and play him alone up front. This brought forth a goal frenzy, as Matt grabbed 5 more, plus one each for Tom and Stewart. I watched from the goal with little to do as the defence were superb - good thing really considering my goalkeeping talents!!! It was a great night - the drinks were flowing later on and the comedy of Leighton was all the entertainment we could ever need.
The Rangers won too - we played a new side who had no idea of the rules of the game. Their play was very lax with no man marking, which enabled us to play some awesome passing and moving into our game. We had over 40 shots Im sure! Their keeper deserved a medal however as he became a virtual brick wall as plied on the pressure. A win none-the-less, 2 on the trot!
The relegation battle has really surprised me this year and Im glad it was a nail biter for a change. Congrats to West Brom and of course our City golden boy, Robert Earnshaw, who will both look forward to another season of top flight football after a 2-0 victory over Portsmouth. To call it a miracle is an understatement - they all must have been praying at the Hawthorns on Saturday night before the game!!! To think, I tipped Norwich to win at Fulham and take that survival space.... shame on me! Those 6 goals put past them surely isn't a good way to go down fighting, like they had done so well over the last couple of weeks. Oh well, what about Wigan? Jewell has worked wonders but I think the high life ends here - they'll be back down Ninian Park before you can say J-J-B.
I use this opportunity to wish Jenny well on her exam tomorrow, knowing confidently that it will go exeedingly well. I wish a good luck to all of you out there who are also revising hard and are taking exams this year. Dont panic! Before long, it will be adios to education for another summer.
My own work needs attending to now so I depart dearest blog! Remember - just because you croak along to a remix of a movie theme classic like Beverly Hills Cop, it doesn't make you cool, funny or even clever. :D
Daily Fat Joey Bagpuss Feeling Check : Fairly Intimidated (I moved him to the place underneath of the CD player)
Recent Football Results of Importance:
Weekday/Weeknight Argos Staff V Weekend Staff - 4-9
Queens Vault Rangers V YMCA - 4-1
Im feeling good today. The revising is still there as an ever increasing worry of course, but overall I have a lot to be thankful for. Im off to the land of the Cypriots post exam and the diet Im currently on is not as hard as I thought it would be. I agree with those who say it's all about adjustment of the regime you resigned yourself to. Im starting to truly think about what Im eating, when before I gave no thought what so ever. Cheeseburgers and Steak Bakes did not fret me at all as mere snacks; now after watching Super Size Me and realising their high positions in the Weight Watchers point scheme, it shocks me how I could disrespect my body in that way. I have now apologised to my body since this education, vowing to give it the love and attention it needs - even if that means no more Maccy D's.
The football game of the century at Sophia Gardens lived up to the hype and the expected underdogs grabbed a resounding victory. Our side, the Weekenders, had looked to be slightly weakened by the loss of our red hot keeper Leighton Marsh who went over the frontier to join the Weekday/Weeknight staff. Until half time, it seemed that his defection proved to be fatal as we went down 4-2 despite some positive play. As keeper, I conceded 2 goals which made a comeback look completely out of reach. However our striker Matt Reid was in top form and was eager to add to his goal tally of his previous two. He proved to rip the defence into shreds with his fancy footwork, so we changed tactics to tighten defence and play him alone up front. This brought forth a goal frenzy, as Matt grabbed 5 more, plus one each for Tom and Stewart. I watched from the goal with little to do as the defence were superb - good thing really considering my goalkeeping talents!!! It was a great night - the drinks were flowing later on and the comedy of Leighton was all the entertainment we could ever need.
The Rangers won too - we played a new side who had no idea of the rules of the game. Their play was very lax with no man marking, which enabled us to play some awesome passing and moving into our game. We had over 40 shots Im sure! Their keeper deserved a medal however as he became a virtual brick wall as plied on the pressure. A win none-the-less, 2 on the trot!
The relegation battle has really surprised me this year and Im glad it was a nail biter for a change. Congrats to West Brom and of course our City golden boy, Robert Earnshaw, who will both look forward to another season of top flight football after a 2-0 victory over Portsmouth. To call it a miracle is an understatement - they all must have been praying at the Hawthorns on Saturday night before the game!!! To think, I tipped Norwich to win at Fulham and take that survival space.... shame on me! Those 6 goals put past them surely isn't a good way to go down fighting, like they had done so well over the last couple of weeks. Oh well, what about Wigan? Jewell has worked wonders but I think the high life ends here - they'll be back down Ninian Park before you can say J-J-B.
I use this opportunity to wish Jenny well on her exam tomorrow, knowing confidently that it will go exeedingly well. I wish a good luck to all of you out there who are also revising hard and are taking exams this year. Dont panic! Before long, it will be adios to education for another summer.
My own work needs attending to now so I depart dearest blog! Remember - just because you croak along to a remix of a movie theme classic like Beverly Hills Cop, it doesn't make you cool, funny or even clever. :D
Remember this stuff when you were a kid? Brio was the awesome wooden train track kit, which you able to play with in the ELC in St. David's Shopping Centre. Im putting a pic up as I remember an intense debate not so long ago about the name of this amazing kids toy which brought so much joy to all! Look how advanced it is now! A Sky Train! Wonders will never cease. Kids have it soooo good these days!!!
Coincidence? I think not!!!
Listening to : Queens of the Stone Age - Songs For The Deaf
(This is a regular part of my blog now, so I defy all those who question its importance!)
Daily Fat Joey Bagpuss Feeling Check : Quite jovial
(New feature to the blog, although I don't see it lasting)
So it's official. I am not actually allergic to cats or dogs, despite hysterically coughing in two cat filled scenarios. I demand a second opinion!!! Although the doctors have announced that all is well my hatred of feline kind remains, not to be confused with pussy of course :) - (Im sorry, I haven't used that gag once yet!).
Revising is soooo energy draining. You could be all singing and dancing at 9am before beginning a hard core revision session, only to finish feeling like you've ran the London Marathon three times over afterwards. I forgot how tiring it can be. The human traffic within the library doesn't help either; I am always forced to retreat into the coffee shop with Jen after finding my books, basically because the place is jampacked like a tin of sardines. Not to mention the fact that because there are so many people taking all the tables in groups, it is never quiet! Exam time in uni is never fun. Although Im sure for some of you out there, these aspects you know only too well.
My mind is geared on Sunday's big Argos football game for some release. In addition I cannot forget the showing of 'Good Will Hunting' tomorrow night at Casa del Payne, I haven't been disappointed by a Affleck-Damon joint effort yet. They have mainly starred together in some awesome Kevin Smith films like 'Dogma' and 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' which were masterpieces of cinematic art. Check them out if you haven't already.
Although every bone in my body strongly resists pitying the most annoying enity on Planet Earth, I must shed a tear for Manchester United, who have been taken over by the American sporting kingpin, Malcolm Glazer. If United were ever to suffer big time, I just wished it was on the pitch for their football, not on the basis of their bank balance. Possibility of the world's richest football club going bust? Man, it could only happen in the States. Or in this case, the crazy game of football.
Im going to have to bring this brief episode to a close for now as the Chinese I have eaten tonight is bouncing around my stomach like a cat on fire. I mean not to offend you cat loving people out there but if you have paid attention to my blog, you will know why I use such a distasteful metaphor. Until next time avid readers and to the star of the show, my blog, ta ta.
(This is a regular part of my blog now, so I defy all those who question its importance!)
Daily Fat Joey Bagpuss Feeling Check : Quite jovial
(New feature to the blog, although I don't see it lasting)
So it's official. I am not actually allergic to cats or dogs, despite hysterically coughing in two cat filled scenarios. I demand a second opinion!!! Although the doctors have announced that all is well my hatred of feline kind remains, not to be confused with pussy of course :) - (Im sorry, I haven't used that gag once yet!).
Revising is soooo energy draining. You could be all singing and dancing at 9am before beginning a hard core revision session, only to finish feeling like you've ran the London Marathon three times over afterwards. I forgot how tiring it can be. The human traffic within the library doesn't help either; I am always forced to retreat into the coffee shop with Jen after finding my books, basically because the place is jampacked like a tin of sardines. Not to mention the fact that because there are so many people taking all the tables in groups, it is never quiet! Exam time in uni is never fun. Although Im sure for some of you out there, these aspects you know only too well.
My mind is geared on Sunday's big Argos football game for some release. In addition I cannot forget the showing of 'Good Will Hunting' tomorrow night at Casa del Payne, I haven't been disappointed by a Affleck-Damon joint effort yet. They have mainly starred together in some awesome Kevin Smith films like 'Dogma' and 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' which were masterpieces of cinematic art. Check them out if you haven't already.
Although every bone in my body strongly resists pitying the most annoying enity on Planet Earth, I must shed a tear for Manchester United, who have been taken over by the American sporting kingpin, Malcolm Glazer. If United were ever to suffer big time, I just wished it was on the pitch for their football, not on the basis of their bank balance. Possibility of the world's richest football club going bust? Man, it could only happen in the States. Or in this case, the crazy game of football.
Im going to have to bring this brief episode to a close for now as the Chinese I have eaten tonight is bouncing around my stomach like a cat on fire. I mean not to offend you cat loving people out there but if you have paid attention to my blog, you will know why I use such a distasteful metaphor. Until next time avid readers and to the star of the show, my blog, ta ta.
You will not believe how interesting this article actually is when you get into it. Although at first its really hard to take seriously.
Sweet Victory... at whatever cost!!!!
Listening to - Jetplane Landing - Zero For Contact
Queens Vault Rangers V Welsh Wizards - 5-4
As I may have or may have not informed you, the Tuesday football team I play for has new gone under a new alias - the Queens Vault Rangers. The old name was despised by all the team, so a change was well overdue. Going into toinght's game, we have lost two out of two, 4-1 and 6-1. So its quite obvious we were desperate for a win, but the magic of the fixture list had meant we had toi fight for it against our most hated rivals - the Welsh Wizards. A young aged side with mouths as big as goldfish bowls, with a reputation to gloat heavily after very goal scored. They had also failed to win a game this season, so a win was essential to stay off the foot of the table. The first half was mixed as we went up a 2-1, only to go down 3-2 by half time. We all stared at the abyss and I particularly felt at my lowest ebb. We couldnt go down to these cocky upstarts. With man marking sorted, we regained control of the game and held on for a 5-4 win. Sloppy football, hacking and dirty tackles on both sides (I admit I got in on the act) and overall a shaky performance, but well worked for. Once more they failed to shake our hands, a trait I cannot stand in football. I sincerely hope it was their age and lack of maturity which explained this unsportsmanship. Well done lads, now lets move on for better things!!!
Im currently looking forward to the Argos football game on Sunday. The Weekenders will be taking on the Weekday staff, in a game which I hope will have a lot of supporters to watch and a hard fought contest. Not to mention two of the managers will be playing which will spice things up just a little bit!! Dont fret, I shall give an in depth analysis of the match in this very blog!
Tip for all - dont buy Syphon Filter - The Omega Strain for the PS2, its a HUGE disappointment. Those avid Gabe Logan fans who adored the previous PSX games may find it hard to control, very frutstrating and too far from the original. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!
Other than that, Auf Wiedersehen Herr Blog!
Queens Vault Rangers V Welsh Wizards - 5-4
As I may have or may have not informed you, the Tuesday football team I play for has new gone under a new alias - the Queens Vault Rangers. The old name was despised by all the team, so a change was well overdue. Going into toinght's game, we have lost two out of two, 4-1 and 6-1. So its quite obvious we were desperate for a win, but the magic of the fixture list had meant we had toi fight for it against our most hated rivals - the Welsh Wizards. A young aged side with mouths as big as goldfish bowls, with a reputation to gloat heavily after very goal scored. They had also failed to win a game this season, so a win was essential to stay off the foot of the table. The first half was mixed as we went up a 2-1, only to go down 3-2 by half time. We all stared at the abyss and I particularly felt at my lowest ebb. We couldnt go down to these cocky upstarts. With man marking sorted, we regained control of the game and held on for a 5-4 win. Sloppy football, hacking and dirty tackles on both sides (I admit I got in on the act) and overall a shaky performance, but well worked for. Once more they failed to shake our hands, a trait I cannot stand in football. I sincerely hope it was their age and lack of maturity which explained this unsportsmanship. Well done lads, now lets move on for better things!!!
Im currently looking forward to the Argos football game on Sunday. The Weekenders will be taking on the Weekday staff, in a game which I hope will have a lot of supporters to watch and a hard fought contest. Not to mention two of the managers will be playing which will spice things up just a little bit!! Dont fret, I shall give an in depth analysis of the match in this very blog!
Tip for all - dont buy Syphon Filter - The Omega Strain for the PS2, its a HUGE disappointment. Those avid Gabe Logan fans who adored the previous PSX games may find it hard to control, very frutstrating and too far from the original. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!
Other than that, Auf Wiedersehen Herr Blog!
The Aftermath
Listening to : Rotten Apples : The Best of - The Smashing Pumpkins
Amount of Sleep needed after Election night - A Helluva lot
Election Satisfaction - Exciting, tiring, frustrating..... pretty usual really!
3 cups of coffee were simply not suffice to fight the enemy of sleep on that Friday morning. I bowed out at 2:30, not long after the announcement of the Independent candidate Peter Law as the new MP for Blaenau Gwent. The important thing however, was the witnessing of the Cardiff South and Penarth result roughly at 1:45. Alun Michael romped home with a good 10,000 vote majority, destroying any slim hopes I ever had of a change here in Grangetown. One can dream, in a Labour stronghold. Hey, that sounds like a good song title.....
Moving on dear blog, I must congrat Jen on her promotion to the dizzy heights of jewellery management. Well done my love, I had no doubts about you getting it. A tip - dont go power mad, for I have been known to be drunk on the power many a time. May the Elizabeth Duke Dept. be enriched with your dazzling abilities.
On another note, I feel this blog has become more of a weekly event which is not acceptable. I will make sure that I will write on a more consistant basis! Im sick of writing about each day as it is a week! This injustice is one of my top priorities to address.
FAT REPORT! FAT REPORT!
Yes I havent given up yet! And damn those who assumed I had already started tucking into a Quarter Pounder with Cheese for my lunch! I am starting to feel the loss and some trousers have been dusted off and worn once more. My target for next week is attempt more exercise - my regular dosage of football is not enough to make further progress. Hello six pack? Maybe not just yet!
The new age of Thursday football began at Hunters Green, Thornhill and incorporated the true soccer element of God's green grass. Much to my disappointment however, it had lost the edge of the Sophia atmosphere. I moaned about Sophia, now I moan about Thornhill - not to antagonise, but it is a heartfelt opinion. Guys help me out here.... is this the way to go? The constant bickering of throw in calls was tedious. The blasting of the ball 5 feet away from goal meaning that the ball would go deep into the stingy nettle bushes was first funny, then hugely annoying. Am I just being picky? Am I too used to the urban surrounding of the inner city conctrete court? I was geared up for grass but it wasnt the same. Am I alone in these thoughts?
It was nice to meet up with old friends as always, Rich and Rach, Matt and Lyn, Steph and James, as well as Shelly and Gareth. We had a very enjoyable meal, discussed the potential crapness of Jen's new phone and there was talk of a boys night out on the cards soon! Result! Its always good to keep in touch with old friends and I admit I should make more of an effort sometimes.
Today I worked. Now I must retire, for the fatigue of the election night is hitting me quicker than a Vodka and Red Bull could ever do. Good night my faithful blog.
Amount of Sleep needed after Election night - A Helluva lot
Election Satisfaction - Exciting, tiring, frustrating..... pretty usual really!
3 cups of coffee were simply not suffice to fight the enemy of sleep on that Friday morning. I bowed out at 2:30, not long after the announcement of the Independent candidate Peter Law as the new MP for Blaenau Gwent. The important thing however, was the witnessing of the Cardiff South and Penarth result roughly at 1:45. Alun Michael romped home with a good 10,000 vote majority, destroying any slim hopes I ever had of a change here in Grangetown. One can dream, in a Labour stronghold. Hey, that sounds like a good song title.....
Moving on dear blog, I must congrat Jen on her promotion to the dizzy heights of jewellery management. Well done my love, I had no doubts about you getting it. A tip - dont go power mad, for I have been known to be drunk on the power many a time. May the Elizabeth Duke Dept. be enriched with your dazzling abilities.
On another note, I feel this blog has become more of a weekly event which is not acceptable. I will make sure that I will write on a more consistant basis! Im sick of writing about each day as it is a week! This injustice is one of my top priorities to address.
FAT REPORT! FAT REPORT!
Yes I havent given up yet! And damn those who assumed I had already started tucking into a Quarter Pounder with Cheese for my lunch! I am starting to feel the loss and some trousers have been dusted off and worn once more. My target for next week is attempt more exercise - my regular dosage of football is not enough to make further progress. Hello six pack? Maybe not just yet!
The new age of Thursday football began at Hunters Green, Thornhill and incorporated the true soccer element of God's green grass. Much to my disappointment however, it had lost the edge of the Sophia atmosphere. I moaned about Sophia, now I moan about Thornhill - not to antagonise, but it is a heartfelt opinion. Guys help me out here.... is this the way to go? The constant bickering of throw in calls was tedious. The blasting of the ball 5 feet away from goal meaning that the ball would go deep into the stingy nettle bushes was first funny, then hugely annoying. Am I just being picky? Am I too used to the urban surrounding of the inner city conctrete court? I was geared up for grass but it wasnt the same. Am I alone in these thoughts?
It was nice to meet up with old friends as always, Rich and Rach, Matt and Lyn, Steph and James, as well as Shelly and Gareth. We had a very enjoyable meal, discussed the potential crapness of Jen's new phone and there was talk of a boys night out on the cards soon! Result! Its always good to keep in touch with old friends and I admit I should make more of an effort sometimes.
Today I worked. Now I must retire, for the fatigue of the election night is hitting me quicker than a Vodka and Red Bull could ever do. Good night my faithful blog.
