Dripping with drool from the nerves of this sentence....

At 4.30am BST on Thursday 23rd June, I knew I had returned to my homeland as the morning dew scent in the air was unmistakenly Welsh. I loved my holiday in Cyprus where I learned so many new things - the Turks clearly took diplomacy to a whole new level when they invaded Cyprus in 1974, Greek Orthdox is a nationalistic copy of the Roman Catholic Church and that Jenny can actually survive a plane journey vomit-free. It was way too hot on that island, so I dont think I will be planning another visit anytime soon!

Just watched Team America: World Police for the second time and it had not lost its original genius. Before that I had managed to spend the whole day at home finding things not to do, like attempting to sort out my driving license or organising my stuff ready for the big move this week. Im really excited about moving out over the next two weeks as we get the keys on Friday. I was a little doubtful before the holiday as I didn't want to leave my comforts, plus lack of money etc., but now a burning desire to become a real man outside my childhood home is swelling up inside me.

However, the wait for my results is keeeeeling me. I've been getting all this crap about graduating - 2005 graduation shirts, graduation forms and photo info - and Im sure its just to piss me off whilst I wait!!!! I mean what If I dont pass - thats a real mean thing to do isn't it!!!!???? If anyone is waiting on results this year, especially for those of you in final year, I wish you all the best... as our time of agonising is short!

The Rangers have won 7-2 and lost 4-3 over the last two weeks. I played in the win which was a very good performance, with a share of goals all around the team. The loss I was absent for due to my holiday, however I heard that they almost made a comeback from being 4-0. Unlucky lads!

Im feeling all controversial lately much thanks to my recent reads. The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown was a real thriller; not surprising as it has ruled the literacy roost for weeks on end. I enjoyed this book greatly - cheers Jen for getting me to read it! Im looking out for the new film starring Tom Hanks and Alfred Molina, however it is out Autumn 2006 :( I have also been reading Ninteen Eighty Four devised by George Orwell. The inspiration for the game show title 'Big Brother', this delightful alternate reality of a totalitarian society made me feel like grabbing a copy of The Communist Manifesto and actually take it seriously. Scared the crap out of me though, that could certainly happen.

This week I hope to learn how to use an iron properly and actually master the washing machine. Acheivable? Do I have a choice?!