Fresher Madness!

Freshers week here in Cathays and don’t I know it. The Union has finally returned to the usual hustle and bustle I always associate it with, plus drunken antics have also reached a record high in my street. At 4 in the morning some guys decided to play around with a Lidl trolley, however several of our other neighbours took their intoxicated-induced shenanigans to another level – by trashing their own place and chucking stuff out of their windows. As reported by our man Greg (as I couldn’t be assed looking out of the window), the Old Bill were soon on the scene and after a stern ticking off, sleep ness nights will hopefully be a thing of the past.

Went to CIA last Monday to see the Phonics as part of their newest album tour. Christ, they are big. I guess it didn’t hit me before, but its clear now that they have joined an exclusive group of rock and pop band stardom acheivers. They put on a good show regardless, although if I had it my way the strobe lighting could have been knocked down a good few notches. It was certainly good to see the Phonics actually rock the place down for a change, as the last two albums have most definitely failed to provoke any sense of ‘rock ‘n’ roll’ at all. As a previous post has stated, JEEP is perhaps the greatest disappointment of my life. You Gotta Go There…. was even worse – it was then I realised these guys completely forgotten to rock. The new album is an example of a revival even Jesus would be jealous of, in fact, you can be forgiven in thinking that this was a completely new band. Tisk, tisk Kelly, how do you do it?

Just been to see the Horrible Histories Tudor show at the New Theatre, with Jen and little OJ. I enjoyed it so much and yet I was educated; what do they call that? Edu-tainment? It was good stuff, especially with the 3D glasses that made wooden pieces of the Spanish Armada fly right between into my eyes. Now that’s a show!

Oh well, the bags beneath my eyes are beginning to sag more than usual so until next time, remember; DIVORCED, BEHEADED, DIED, DIVORCED, BEHEADED, SURVIVED!