The Moment of Truth


This is my album square in its completed form. These are the albums I consider to be the best as a whole album to listen to. I have tried to be fair to genres by inserting a reflection of which ones I am into, but at the same time I have not placed something in there for the sake of doing so. They all have presence in the square down to their down-right awesomeness.

Codeseven - The Rescue

Perhaps the biggest unknown out of all nine, Codeseven are a group of lads from the States which started as a death metal outfit, but mellowed (a bit) into a 'screamo-emo' band in later albums. The Rescue is the album after this dramatic change and it sounds really good as a collective whole. Good to listen to when you're in a bad mood, but also great to listen to when you need to reflect on things.

Weezer - Weezer (Blue Album)

I heard 'Buddy Holly' for the first time in 1996 when I received my first PC. The music video was included in the Windows 95 package as one of those 'promo' videos to show the power and capability of what Windows's new offspring could do (makes you laugh now, don't you think?) and I loved it. But I never made the connection that it was Weezer. Then when we rolled into the 'noughties' I heard 'Hash Pipe' and then loved that too. I think I was advised to get the Blue Album soon after and I fell in love with an album with such raw, simplistic melodies. I was reunited with 'Buddy Holly' and got to know its better friends, such as 'My Name is Jonas' and 'Say it Ain't So', and I just knew that this was a very special album.

Rage Against The Machine - Rage Against The Machine

At first, I preferred The Battle of Los Angeles. However it wasn't long before I began to appreciate their first, self-titled album. The melody of anarchy can be performed in many ways, but this is the nearest you will get. Im assure you that once you have listened to this you will want to do two things; (1) Bop your head up and down in a systematic mosh and (2) rise up and stick two fingers to the 'man'. This music is in a genre of its own - Rage.

Green Day - Nimrod

A remarkable record indeed. Nimrod is pre-political Green Day at their finest. A fine mix of punk for all occassions, this album is absolutely brilliant to listen to as a whole. Despite this fact, the album has so many well-known singles which stand out for own merits, i.e. 'Nice Guys Finish Last', 'Hitchin' a Ride' and the overplayed 'Good Riddance'. Perhaps my most favorite album of all time.

Muse - Origin of Symmetry

Wins a place for its sheer genius. Again a band I didn't like at first; on my first listening of Showbiz, I condemned it for being too 'slow and depressing'. My my, how shallow I was. I soon returned to Showbiz after listening the Origin of Symmetry, to understand the true nature of Muse's work. 'New Born' is a musical masterpiece, whilst 'Citizen Erased' is perhaps one of the beautiful songs ever made. Ever better live.

Mad Caddies - Rock The Plank

The only ska-punk album in the nine, but it is definitely not here to make up a genre fulfillment. Rock The Plank is a typical Caddies album, with catchy ska-punk-rock tunes loaded with brass, but it differs as the whole album has a 'pirate' theme to it. A great listen from start to finish, plus it is great if you fancy sailing the open seas anytime soon.

Manic Street Preachers - The Holy Bible

Probably my fave band, The Manics recently celebrated The Holy Bible's 10 year anniversary with the re-release of the album with added extras. I've listened to Marilyn Manson and Cradle of Filth, and the other supposed 'satanist' bands which are portrayed as the spreaders of evil and hatred. But let me tell you, The Holy Bible sounds a helluva lot more evil in one sitting than any of those other bands combined. Thats the secret to it. 'The Intense Humming of Evil', a song about the Holocaust, as a title alone sends shivers down my spine.

Rammstein - Reise, Reise

The only non-English language album in the nine, Reise, Reise, is a powerful offering from the German industrial metallers. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if I heard the introduction to 'Mein Teil' in my mind if the world was about to end, as it is perfect background music for the apocalypse.

Feeder - Echo Park

Yes another Welsh band, but I assure you it is not patriotic interests displayed here. Feeder know how to rock and have never forgotten. A great album from start to finish. Also the last album before the untimely death of drummer Jon Lee, which has changed the band evidently in their later work. But as stated as above, they never forgot how to rock.

Close, but no cigar

True to the challenge Jon had set me in work a few weeks back, I have been working on my album square. The task at hand is to gather nine of your favourite albums, get images of their front covers and arrange them in a 3x3 square collage.

In this post I shall list the unlucky losers which have not made my final nine. However, they are all brilliant albums despite not being included. Sadly by process of elimination, by reasoning of my own, they did not make the grade. I shall post my top nine in the completed image square shortly, but for now enjoy the list of those which just lacked that little bit.

1st Round of Elimination (7 eliminated)

  • Less Than Jake - Hello Rockview
  • Ben Folds - Rockin' The Suburbs
  • American Head Charge - The War of Art
  • System of a Down - Toxicity
  • Hundred Reasons - Ideas Above Our Station
  • The Strokes - First Impressions of Earth
  • NOFX - The War On Errorism

2nd and Final Round of Elimination (6 eliminated)

  • Billy Talent - Billy Talent
  • Unwritten Law - Elva
  • Danko Jones - Born a Lion
  • Hell Is For Heroes - The Neon Handshake
  • The Hives - Your New Favorite Band
  • Queens of the Stone Age - Songs For the Deaf

Oh Lordi Lordi!


Yes, pay homage to the new Eurovision Song Contest winners 2006! With songs such as 'They Only Come Out At Night', or even the catchy 'Would You Love a Monsterman?' you cannot help but support Lordi in their quest for Euro stardom. They represented the usually unsuccessful nation of Finland and took the prize with a landslide victory. Im so glad to see a change to the usual tedium of Eurovision. As Pugh predicted rightfully, the political voting was as strong as ever. Who would have thought it - Armenia giving the full twelve to Mother Russia!?!?! The only decent points the UK got were from Ireland and Malta - the only two which only like us! France absolutely sucked for a change and it showed. Little Brother Monaco could only give 4 points to it's Big Brother! Not to mention of course, there were marks for effort in the mullet department. The Russian entry (apparently a sex God in Eastern Europe) was a boy band member's role model, and topped it off with a mullet which is straight outta the 80's!

In other news, my recent essay has been submitted so I'm beginning the long stretch until late September with the dissertation. Wish me luck! I celebrated finishing my last essay with some new found temporary freedom, with which I watched Pulp Fiction and the new Da Vinci Code film. I must say I prefered the book to the new film of the Dan Brown classic, but I can't really be surprised by the disappointment it proved to be. Jen feels very strongly about this, but always slates film adaptations. Especially Harry Potter films! I guess the best thing to do is to watch it as a film and not pick out bits from the book. 5 stars go to Sir Ian - what a good Tebing he made!

My musical palette has been varied of late. I have very much approved of the new Chilis album, Stadium Arcadium, which I sure has been dipped in a pool of funk. It's just soo Goddamn funky! Just like the older stuff! Also I have been checking out Lordi, since they are truly superstars now they have won such a prestigious prize (ha ha!). Wolves in Wolves Clothing by NOFX is awesome too.

I have been challenged by Jon to compose a square collage of my fave albums, which I hope to get going on here soon. Look out for that and I challenge you all to do the same!!!

The Sweet Smell of Success

I begin this edition of One Man with some exciting news regarding TTFE in our new season at the Gol Centre. We grabbed our first win this evening in a tense game which ended 2-1. That isn't just our first win in the new league, but its our first win EVER! Its a good win for the lads who thoroughly deserve some success after the effort which has gone into the team. Well done TTFE! Let this be the first of many!


On the university front I gather all is well at the moment. I have still to do my Human Rights essay, but its coming on nicely as I type. Some of you anoraks our there may spot this isn't a road sign in my native city and therefore it does not point to my own uni.... so where am I?

Newport?

HELL NO!

Bristol?

There's Welsh on there you dumbass!

Pontypridd?

No, not adventurous enough!

Giveup? Or in Rolf Harris-esque way, 'Can you tell what it is yet'?

No?

Well here's a final clue....


Which famous Welsh city has the most awesome land train in the world? Yes, it belongs to our friends the Jacks! I recent went to Swansea on a book hunt for the essay I on working on and was tempted not to return. The weather was so nice that day and an excursion to the Gower was certainly on the cards! Happy 50 years to the Gower for being an 'area of outsetanding beauty' and a complimentary congrats to SCFC who next Saturday have their second visit to the Millennium Stadium this season. Lee, this time please - keep any anti-city banners back in the Liberty where they belong.

In other news - I recently felt very embarrassed as I had left Jenny's keys in the front door overnight. Everyone could have had free access to the car and the house that night, and yet amazingly, no-one had taken them. Very lucky for this author let me tell you!

Also we have been invaded. No not by any extra-terrestial fellows, but some of the more annoying kind. Yes ants. I hate them so much (almost as much as the media, but I will get back to that later) I had to go to Tesco as soon as possible and purchase some ant-killing goods, then I seriously opened up a can (well not open, but sprayed violently) right down on their abdomen asses. I never felt so alive. I felt like I was judge, jury and executioner all in one, dispensing harsh justice on the small, six legged bastards.

Also just booked a holiday to Tunisia in July with Jen. Should be really cool! Expect more details from Jen, Im sure she will write loads about it on her blog!

Following on from my media rant last time two words come to mind: Melanie Slade. If you done know her name yet, don't make a fuss to find out. You will soon know her name as vividly as Colleen McLoughlin (hint hint).

To end this gargantuan post I must advertise the benefits of Tesco 'Wake Up' Orange Shower Gel. Its like pure re-energiser in a shower bottle! :D